"Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu"
"Yaadein Mithai ki dabbe ki Tarah hoti hai..Ek Baar Khula to Sirf Ek tukda Nahi Kha Paoge."
"Easy Lagta hai Mohini Ka dance? Easy nhi hai Art Hai Art"
"Acha … kahan se khareedi aaisi bakwaas dictionary?"
"Yodha hoon, thokar patthar se lage tab bhi haath talvaar pe hi jaata hai"
"Tum samjhte kyun nhi ki agar mei tumhare saath 2 minute aur rahi toh mujhe tumse pyaar ho jayega phir se....aur tumhe nhi hoga phir se"
"Jis jhoot se kisi ka ghar basta hai … woh jhoot, jhoot nahi hota"