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"It's like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ And then today I just stopped and said, ‘What if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat?!"
"No uterus, no opinion!"
"Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?"
"I don't want to be a waitress for the rest of my life! I want to do something! I want to be something!"
"I know that I said I was OK with it, but I’m really not. And I don’t think I’m ever going to be OK with it!"
"Oh my God, I love how I look! I mean, check me out! I’m a hot mom!"
"I got off the plane."