“50 rupay kaat overacting ka.”
“Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na toh bhagwan kehta hai baatein achchi karni chahiye.”
“Bhai sahab, ye kis line mein aa gaye aap?”
“Ek ameeron ki scheme hai sirf limited logo ke liye, 21 din mein paisa double.”
"Aur sambhal ke tumhe paani se khatra hai"
“Don’t angry me.”
"Tube se nikla hua paste aur Tees Maar Khan ki di hui zabaan kabhi vapas nahi jaati.”