“Arey beti Pushpa, kahan jaa rahi ho apne gadhe pe baith kar?”
“Zara mera mukhda dekho, batao kaisa hai mera huliya?”
“Jo bhi laa rahi ho do laana”
“Main koi botal se nikla hua bhoot hun jo ek ke baad ek kaam dete hi jaa rahe ho?”
"London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai”
"Mujhe kapde dhona bahut ache se aata hai…main isko bilkul seekha dunga”
"Upar wala bhi kya taqdir ka piya ghumata hai ki raja ko bhikhari aur bhikhari ke sar pe taaj pehna deta hai"