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“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."